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Our safety record has been so bad on-site that no one will deliver our emails here. AUG
Before my superintendent would buy lunch for anyone, he always would ask for a small favor like, “Let’s finish the five bathrooms.
Regarding Meeting success:
If you want to be seen – please keep standing.
If you want to be heard – please speak up.
If you want to be successful – please shut up.
The length of any meeting should be directly proportionate to the capacity of the smallest bladder in the room. AUG
Legend of St. Patrick is that he drove all the snakes out of Ireland and into general contractor school.
That partner has been around bugging people since sushi was bait.
Our founder is no longer with us. He is still alive but we just kicked him out of his desk at the back of the office and put him in a home.
When that building was finished, it was so ugly that the owner tried to collect on his accident insurance!
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My boss is so cheap. Do you know what he gave me for Xmas? A Coffee Bag. For Secretary’s Day? A Mug. I gave it back to him on Bosses Day, in a surefooted upward enema motion.
Building Inspectors “terms” should be 5-15 years with no possibility of parole.
Secretary's Lament: My boss never respected woman and said we did things backwards I never respected him. His dying wish was that he wanted me to be on his lap. He was in a chair…the electric one.
Architects and contractors are a lot alike in some situations. Like when a building is collapsing on top of them.
Question for Business Developers: What is harder to get – senior managers to agree to a limited focus on marketing targets or getting three year olds to use chopsticks without a mess?
Question: What is more coherent – a 70 year old senior partner after two six-packs or the same senior partner explaining the newest software?
Question: What is more fun – listening to a one sided post project owner’s evaluation or having a root canal?
QC - A quality control committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
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