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Engineer Fashion: He never lived up to his baby pictures.
Junior Partner: I know a fellow who has been a junior partner for 20 years. It has one outstanding advantage- it will shorten the damage he will do as a senior partner.
Bridge PM: Bridge project management is a near death experience.
Experience: The more experience I have on the job, the more my definition of experience is defined; It is the difference in time between when I know a member of the construction team is a jackass and when I tell them that this is the case
Environmental Eyesore - He had a Napa-Sonoma T-shirt - it had wine and cheese all over it.
Environmental contractor’s confession: Whenever I'm down in the dumps I buy myself a shirt. "The other one said," I've always wondered where you got them! "
Research from Harvard University indicates that engineers who visit Starbucks more than four times per day are designing sewage treatment with six times the necessary flow and capacity.
E Engineers Humility – I know that you wanted to hear the latest dope. OK then, I’m here.
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Highway Engineers Lament – I would love to go on one of these trips to outer space but I cannot imagine being out there on a rocket been built by the lowest bidder.
Engineering is 95% mental. The other half is physical.
I was told to be short, very explicit and then take a seat. I told them I would be as brief as possible – no matter how long it took me.
An electrical engineer's idea of an exciting night is turning up the electric blanket.
I love being an Engineer but the job is not without its downers that make me wanting to moon city hall, scream obscenities, wear top hats and underwear only and wait for the white coats to haul my butt to the booby hatch.
Environmental Engineers Lament: I could keep the Ozone where it belongs without this entire environmental BS. Just give me some astronauts and a billion yards of Saran wrap.
27. My partner was very tough. She put three partners in their grave. They were power napping.
You must be very careful when you talk about him. You're talking about the man he loves.
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