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Profits can't buy you happiness but it will offer a better form of unhappiness.
We have been partners for 45 years…but that has been out of spite.
Question: What is more coherent – a 70 year old senior partner after two six-packs or the same senior partner explaining the newest software?
If you don't have a tolerance for turbulence, don't even think about working in IT.
She always walks onto a job site voice first.
Legend of St. Patrick is that he drove all the snakes out of Ireland and into general contractor school.
The Xmas party is when someone finally asks, “How long has your boss been drinking like that?” My boss after 6 martinis looks at the Xmas tree and asks, “How many years ago did we plant that tree in that floor.”
My boss is so cheap. Do you know what he gave me for Xmas? A Coffee Bag. For Secretary’s Day? A Mug. I gave it back to him on Bosses Day, in a surefooted upward enema motion.
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I took my clients to the airport…a day early.
Our founder is no longer with us. He is still alive but we just kicked him out of his desk at the back of the office and put him in a home.
Never argue with a fool-people might know the difference.
The length of any meeting should be directly proportionate to the capacity of the smallest bladder in the room. AUG
Question: What is more fun – listening to a one sided post project owner’s evaluation or having a root canal?
Question: What is more likely- the over 60 crowd in a firm mastering text messaging on their cell phones or their submitting to getting their first pedicure?
Now I don't want to sound like an alarmist, but getting zoning approvals is so fraught with misdirection’s, Rip Van Winkle bureaucrats and silent U-turns that it would be more productive to camp out at the bathrooms in city hall and pray.
Sharon, the Architect, wrote back, “Dear Joe, so glad to hear from you. I know I said no to someone last night but I forgot who it was."AUG
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